Portal Potties - A Game About Wizards Who Teleport Poop

Make your next family game night magical with an award-winning new game!
  • 2-4 Players
  • Ages 7 and Up
  • 15+ Mins to Play

Introducing Portal Potties - the game that's perfect for kids and adults alike! In this wizard-themed game, you get to take on the human waste removal business, using teleportation to send poop straight into your opponents' portal potties. With magic booster cards like the Sacred Elixir of Pooping, the Magical Wand of Flushing, and the Legendary Scroll of Protection, you'll have a blast flushing your opponents down the drain!

But it's not just about the laughs – Portal Potties is also a great way to spend quality time with your family. Suitable for kids aged 7 years and up, this poop-teleporting game is perfect for family game nights or sleepover parties.

The game set includes 4 potty game boards, 90 glossy cards, and 96 poop emoji tokens in Brown, Blue, and Pink. You'll also get an instruction booklet to help you get started.

Looking for an epic present that's sure to be a hit? Portal Potties is the perfect gift for any occasion! Kids and adults alike will love this game.

Get your copy of Portal Potties now and experience the ultimate in toilet humor!


Our Wizards have lost their jobs. So they decided to get into the human waste removal business. Teleport poop into your competitors portal potties to put them out of business. Battle to be the last wizard with a usable portal potty!


We aren't shy about it. Poop is funny. Kids think so. Adults think so. If you don't think so, this probably isn't the game for you.


Gather around the table to make some hilarious family memories. Great for every generation of family members. Grandma and Grandpa can join in too! One of the best new fun games this season.


Perfect for boys, girls, and families. Make Christmas or a birthday extra special by playing a game as a family.


4 Potty Game Boards, 90 High Quality Glossy Cards, 96 Poop Emoji Tokens (Brown, Blue, and Pink), 1 Instruction Booklet

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What Customers Are Saying About Portal Potties

Silly fun for family game night.

Great, silly game your kids will love and adults will enjoy too.

Amazon Reviewer


Bought the game with my kid and husband in mind since it is definitely their cup of tea. It was enjoyable to play, only a little tough to figure out and get going but it became lots of fun quickly! Interested to see if they will expand upon this idea in the future, or keep it simple.

Amazon Reviewer

Great for game night.

A very funny family game. Easy to learn and quick to play. It's fun to play over and over.

Amazon Reviewer

I cannot help but laugh at the very concept of this game. It's the perfect game for those who love toilet humor. My son and I battle it out for poo dominance but for some reason he usually ends up winning. haha.

-Amazon Review